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2.Why are libraries the tallest buildings in the world?
Because they have a lot of stories!
3.What do you call a witch that lives on a beach?
A sandwich!
1.Spell Icup and then spell Imp.
Jokes
What kind of pie looks the best?
A Q-T pie
How do we know they had fruit onboard the ark?
Because the animals went in pairs (pears).
What comes after cheese?
Mice!
If 10 birds were sitting on a powerline and you shot one, how many would be left?
None. The others would all fly away.
What has the head of a cat, the tail of a cat—but is not a cat?
A kitten
What is gray, has four legs, big ears, a tail, and a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation.
Why should you take a ruler to bed?
To see how long you slept.
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
How do you spell candy with 2 letters?
C and y!
I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?
A blackboard!
